Definitions by Gorgeous George Clooney

Hairtender 

A female native of Western Pennsylvania. Her sole purpose in life is get married to a successful man. In the meantime she fills her days working at a hole in the wall bar and doing perms in her moms basement.

I’ve been trying to meet a woman with ambition, but all I can find are hairtenders.

Hairtender by Gorgeous George Clooney May 17, 2021