Goopty is a word used to describe feelin EXTRA fucked up. We talkin you can barely walk, barely talk, carefree as fuck
First coined by the infamous king of Goop, Jcuz the Goopty.
“Aye bro the goop hit you yet?”
“Bruh im hella goopty”
Goopty Jcuz is an icon of Generation Z. He is high all the time, does not give one single fuck, and will never trip over a bitch. His DNA can be traced back to the biblical legend, the burning bush.
He breathes only thc, his sweat contains LSD, and his saliva and blood have high concentrations of mdma. His presence in itself is said to make you feel highly intoxicated and his nut is said to be the closest thing to extraterrestrial drugs.
Man 1: Do you smell that?
Man 2: Yea cuzzo it smells like straight GAS
Man 1 (shouting): YO WHO GOT THE MF BUD???
Goopty Jcuz as he casually transcends the multiverses, manifests in front of man 1 and man 2 in a glorious cloud of marijuana smoke: “You are sober my son? Smoke this.”
Man 1 and man 2: “Thanks goopty jcuz!”
A highly-trained, well-refined, smoke-inhaling machine. Goop Troopers are Goopty Jcuz’s personally anointed knights that he leads into battle against blunts, woods, bongs, pipes, and joints.
Goop Troopers may never lose a game of baseball, may never tap out, may never roll an ugly blunt, may never drop the blunt, and no matter what happens, may never EVER fuck up the rotation.
Guy: “Holy shit they look high as FUCK!”
His friend: “Yea man those are the Goop Troopers. It’s said that they have the lungs of a dragon and touching them gets you high.”
An ingenious word combining tweaking and wacked. Generally used to describe being very intoxicated or high on relatively harmless drugs to the point you feel Unnaturally high.
Characterized as being unable to maintain one’s focus on any given thing.
It is said this term came to fruition in one of Goopty Jcuz’s intoxicated episodes in which he created a dictionary of different words that all mean fucked up.
“That blunt has me fuckin faded bro”
“On god cuzzo i be feelin twacked!”
-A 5”1 walking sack of shit. She backstabs everyone she comes across and talks alotta shit but if you were to hit her, she would lift off into the atmosphere and hopefully suffocate very slowly.
-Dick switcher
-Walking asian bobblehead
“Bro do you know maggie craft?”
“You mean watermelon-head fish-pussy?”
