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ginny weasley

A character in the Harry Potter series, and member of the Weasley family. Has been accused of the following: being excessively promiscuous; being "like the mean girls in high school"; manipulating boys to snag Harry Potter; having no personality; being loyal to Voldemort; deliberately putting lives at risk by writing in Tom Riddle's diary; trying to outshine Hermione Granger; being a "pity-friend" to Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom; being inconsistently written; being a Mary Sue; behaving like a fangirl, and effectively date-raping Harry Potter by dosing him with Amortentia.

...Is 15 years old in current canon, and owns a fluffy pink Pygmy Puff named Arnold.

Ginny Weasley is like that girl in high school who had sex with my boyfriend and then kicked me in the crotch.

by Girl Least Likely To December 10, 2008