Giant Gelato's definitions
A Coby Rowland is the most kind, caring, loving, and lovely thing set on Earth. Something so great that it makes you feel like hugging something and saying hello to the angels. The seas are upset with the skies whenever something as great as a Coby Rowland is no more. It is said that this is how cataclysmic hurricanes are given birth to. (She's also easy on the eyes to top it off.)
Man#1: "Hey, did you hear about that hurricane that wiped out South America?"
Man#2: "Yeah, they say it was because a Coby Rowland just left this world..."
Man#2: "Yeah, they say it was because a Coby Rowland just left this world..."
by Giant Gelato April 11, 2009
Get the Coby Rowlandmug.