Also known as "Amazingstoke"
A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
"Wow isn't Basingstoke AMAZING!!"