3 definition by GayballEsquire619whatever

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

Before quarantine my wife would spend like an hour getting ready for work and putting on makeup, but now she’s generally ladycocking.

Q: Hey, do you and your lady want to smoke some acid and go to the nickel arcade?
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.