Gary Lohkamp's definitions

portland

Portland is a beautiful city, with a diverse and interesting population. It stands out from the rest of Oregon, by being the only area where conservatives are a minority.
Street performers, the homeless, art, and Marijuana are abundant in this unique city.
Portland has two sports teams, the Trail Blazers (Basketball) and the Lumberjacks (Lacrosse). Although I heard they were getting a quiddich team... Joking.

Portland is home to the Trailblazers, the Lumberjacks, And HeadCrab Gary.

by Gary Lohkamp October 30, 2007