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Birds in the fan.

Birds in fans can be a home nuisance (nesting in vents) or a serious danger (colliding with ceiling fans), requiring solutions from physical barriers like mesh to deterrents like noise, but professional help is often best for vent nests due to health risks from droppings/mites. For pet birds, it's crucial to avoid fan use entirely, using "lock out/tag out" systems or alternative cooling to prevent severe injuries like broken wings or beaks.

"Bro i think i have birds in the fan..." - "If you listen closely you can hear birds in the fan."

by Gary Jizzmax December 12, 2025