Archaeostitute

An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.

Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas September 13, 2006

karen shit

A made-up profanity used in place of real ones, like crap and fuck.

There's a test today? Karen shit!!

by Garett Thomas October 05, 2006

paleontologist

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

by Garett Thomas October 05, 2006