Gamorrean Bard's definitions

Zigzag

To break wind while having considerable amounts of feces present in the rectum, the wind passing it by at the sides and taking flavor from it, leading to vile and unusually smelly flatulence (the feces stays in place, though, the wind just zigzagged past it).

- Oh come on, you did not just zigzag in the car, man!? After we had polish food!?
- Hm, afraid so. Why, is that a problem?
- You just extinguished my will to live, bro. (steers car into tree)

by Gamorrean Bard October 6, 2010