JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.
Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
by G. E. A. June 17, 2017