Staunt

The act of ill-concealed lustful longing in the direction of a large-boned lady. Veteran practitioners of staunting have also been known to further admire fat women of a more advanced age than themselves.
The main desire of a "Staunton" (one who "staunts") is to bone a bandersnatch (a larger, older creature. With sharp teeth. Oh, and dappled fur).

Orig: West of Ireland

Bejaaaysus Jason, will ya stop eyein' up dat fat bord, ya great Staunton!