Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 05, 2024