Definitions by Frederick Matthew Sheldon, Audrey Blackburn, Veto Stanza
lap bitch
One who follows the scent of Slap 'n' Tickle's testicles. This person will do anything he says or does. Spends his/her time searching for gypsy tears while Slap 'n' Tickle isn't around because he/she heard the tears cure the AIDS he received from him
lap bitch by Frederick Matthew Sheldon, Audrey Blackburn, Veto Stanza March 21, 2007