Frederick Matthew Sheldon, Audrey Blackburn, Veto Stanza's definitions

lap bitch

One who follows the scent of Slap 'n' Tickle's testicles. This person will do anything he says or does. Spends his/her time searching for gypsy tears while Slap 'n' Tickle isn't around because he/she heard the tears cure the AIDS he received from him

Slap 'n' Tickle's roommate is a lap bitch

by Frederick Matthew Sheldon, Audrey Blackburn, Veto Stanza March 21, 2007