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Definitions by Fred the Destroyer of Pussy

The best guy you will ever meet. Loclan is a smart and funny guy who loves his girls young. He is loud around his friends but quiet and reserved around strangers. Loclan is handsome and will not stop until he gets what he wants. His only downfall is his hate for sports.
Hey look, it’s Loclan! I heard he just hooked up with a 16 year old!”