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cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.
Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
mugGet the cricketmug.

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).
Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
mugGet the Cricketmug.

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