Definitions by Frank Costanza's Bro

stagmire

A non-standard word consisting of the words stagnant and quagmire. Spoken by the malapropism-spouting Little Carmine "W" Lupertazzi, in the Sopranos' episode "Long Term Parking" from Season 5. Obviously, Little Carmine wasn't paying attention during English class.

"We're in a fucking stagmire."

stagmire by Frank Costanza's Bro May 1, 2007