Frank Caron's definitions

Lazaboutary

Combining the words lazy, about and the suffix -ary, this word acts as the culimation of the art of "lazing about", serving to be the direct description of a pursuit which is highly focused in lazing about.

"John is such a lazaboutary gentleman."
"She seduced me With dreams of grandeous lazaboutary, via warm fields of sunflowers and daffodils."

by Frank Caron November 29, 2005

Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008