Definitions by Frank Caron

Nigel, please 

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

Nigel, please by Frank Caron March 28, 2008

Lazaboutary 

Combining the words lazy, about and the suffix -ary, this word acts as the culimation of the art of "lazing about", serving to be the direct description of a pursuit which is highly focused in lazing about.

"John is such a lazaboutary gentleman."
"She seduced me With dreams of grandeous lazaboutary, via warm fields of sunflowers and daffodils."

Lazaboutary by Frank Caron November 29, 2005