Revolutionary War

The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.

America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.

Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'

by Francis Bonnefoy of France April 03, 2011