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The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008
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