1 definition by Flappy McSpitz
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009