A hunk of man unlike any other known to man. He is the largest, most muscular man that has walked the earth in over 5,674 years. When he walks by, the gravitational pull from his cosmically large muscles pulls the panties off of any woman within 5 square zip codes. His intensely seductive gaze was enough to turn even Mike Pence into a faggot with a tambourine.
Did you see those panties fly by? It must have been a Brady on the way to work.
I wish I was as masculine as that Brady over there.
The only person I would go gay for is, obviously, a Brady.