1 definition by Flamin Orphans

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a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.
Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!
by Flamin Orphans April 13, 2009

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