Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.

That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015