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1 definition by
Fear the Beard
chuck norris
A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely
let one
of his sperm loose in the engine.
You now
know that truck as
Optimus Prime
Why are we looking for
weapons of mass destruction
in Iraq?
Chuck Norris
lives in
Houston
.
by
Fear the Beard
March 31, 2008
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