1 definition by Father of modern sex
A name, usually a last name, that marks its owner as having an enormous schlong. This name can only be obtained after sleeping with a minimum of 411 ridiculously attractive women. Notorious for stealing your girl... yes YOUR girl.
"I have slept with 676 hot women, if my dick was 3 inches longer I would be a Chilcote!"
"I think that guy that just walked in is a Chilcote, my girlfriend and her sister will most likely have a threesome with him tonight. I hope they let me watch!"
"I think that guy that just walked in is a Chilcote, my girlfriend and her sister will most likely have a threesome with him tonight. I hope they let me watch!"
by Father of modern sex September 13, 2008