1 definition by Fat dick69
The man's most prized possession in his life depending on the size of it, the best size to have is the foot long most women will understand the concept of it if you just say to them "want my foot long" or unless you have a worm down there and just say this "hey my worms wiggling for you"
Guy with big penis: hey you've been to Subway cuz you gave me a foot long.
Guy with small penis: hey want a taste of my special tic tac it gives you minty breath.
Dick size is what makes most men proud of them selves
Guy with small penis: hey want a taste of my special tic tac it gives you minty breath.
Dick size is what makes most men proud of them selves
by Fat dick69 January 29, 2019