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tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
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