Definitions by Fat Balding Portugese Detective

Cuddle Cat 

The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...

The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence

Cuddle Cat by Fat Balding Portugese Detective October 2, 2007