2 definitions by Farmer Chadkins
The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
by Farmer Chadkins August 10, 2011
Conservants (or con-servants) are the type of conservative voter that follows whatever FOX News says they should think, whatever the Q says they should think, basically just a puppet of the loudest most right wing voice in the room. They are almost assuredly referring to everyone else as “sheeple”.
I tried talking sense into Randy after Trump talked shit about McCain but there’s no use, he’s a conservant at this point.
by Farmer Chadkins July 6, 2022