Definitions by Failboat Fred

Rails Before Pails 

The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.

Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!

Rails Before Pails by Failboat Fred October 4, 2011