Definitions by Fabio Baracuda

The turtles breath 

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

The turtles breath by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016