Definitions by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock)

Ass Flakes 

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

Ass Flakes by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008