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In 480 BC at the Battle of Thermopylae, the invading Persian king Xerxes demanded that the hopelessly outnumbered Spartans surrender their weapons. To this, the Spartan king Leonidas replied, "Molon Labe!" which means "We lost them in a tragic boating accident!". The Persians then turned around and left.
Yesterday, some JBTs came to my house and asked for my evil black rifles. I yelled "Molon Labe!" so they shot my dog and left...
by EvilJames15 May 08, 2006
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