Evener of Infinite Stevens's definitions
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
Get the even the stevensmug.