even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011