Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"
by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011
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