Definitions by Erin Rhoads

Adam 

People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.

If you are a victim of workplace harassment, please see Adam in HR.

Adam by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025