Eric D. Johnson's definitions

tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007