Eric / AKA - Plobby's definitions

Cereophilia

1.An irresistible sexual attraction to cereal.

2.Cereophiliac - a person who engages in Cereophilia.

Mom: Alex! What are you doing with the Fruit Loops!?
Alex: Sorry ma', I'm a cereophiliac.

by Eric / AKA - Plobby February 5, 2009