8 definitions by Epik Berm
A person, possibly once known as 'Farnous', that falls immediately in love with a virtual person, spends a lavish amount of money changing their name to 'Claybun' but having the name taken so then capitalizing the I to make it look like L but being revealed it is infact an i within the span of a two day relationship, and never stops talking about them and their love for them; also known as a simp.
Farnous: mmmm Penbun
Farnous: MMmmm I love Penbun so much
Farnous: PENBUN.
Farnous: I LOVE PENBUN SO MUCH
Farnous: PENBUN IS MY FAVORITE. IM GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME FOR HER.
Ciaybun: I JUST SPENT 1000 ROBUX ON HER. MMMM. PENBUN.
Epik Berm: Fucking simp.
Farnous: MMmmm I love Penbun so much
Farnous: PENBUN.
Farnous: I LOVE PENBUN SO MUCH
Farnous: PENBUN IS MY FAVORITE. IM GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME FOR HER.
Ciaybun: I JUST SPENT 1000 ROBUX ON HER. MMMM. PENBUN.
Epik Berm: Fucking simp.
by Epik Berm August 5, 2020
A term for being extremely retarded, asking questions about common sense items, and completely missing obvious items, just like the fabled Farnous himself would act.
Guy 1: Woah dude, duck!
Guy 2: Duck? Where?
Guy 1: Directly infront of you!
*Guy 2 is hit by a hanging tree branch*
Guy 2: Duck? Where?
Guy 1: Oh my god Farnous you're so fucking retarded.
Guy 2: Duck? Where?
Guy 1: Directly infront of you!
*Guy 2 is hit by a hanging tree branch*
Guy 2: Duck? Where?
Guy 1: Oh my god Farnous you're so fucking retarded.
by Epik Berm July 18, 2019
A person who is the coolest, greatest, awesomest friend that you could ever have. When nobody's on, they are. When nobody cares, they do. They'll be there for you almost every step of the day. They're also probably really racist, and they probably love their exorbitant use of ethnic slurs, but they also enjoys a daily dose of minority genocides for the betterment of the Vaderland-- I mean, gaming, they like gaming. A lot of that, not the other thing, that's for sure.
Epik Berm: Alright guys I'm sorry but I have to remove some people from moderator.
Epik Berm: Starting with you Firefox.
Firefox2288: Wow, ok you fucking NI(expletive remove)
Epik Berm: WOAH! You can't say that! Haha just joking you can. I'm still taking your mod though lol.
Epik Berm: Starting with you Firefox.
Firefox2288: Wow, ok you fucking NI(expletive remove)
Epik Berm: WOAH! You can't say that! Haha just joking you can. I'm still taking your mod though lol.
by Epik Berm February 1, 2020
A female person that exists only on the Roblox platform, and may or may not exist. They cause one of your friends to spend a thousand robux on them, and change their name in accordance to their own, despite the fact they've only known one another for like two days.
Farnous: *Plays Roblox*
Penbun: *Exists*
Farnous: I LOVE PENBUN SO MUCH.
Ciaybun: I CHANGED MY NAME FOR 1000 ROBUX TO BE TOGETHER WITH PENBUN MMMMM.
Epik Berm: Did you meet her in real life?
Ciaybun: No.
Epik Berm: When did you meet her?
Ciaybun: Yesterday.
Everyone: *cold stare*
Epik Berm: Fucking simp.
Ghostkil: Fucking simp!
Firefox: Simp.
Trremu: lol Boomer.
Epik Berm: Shut the fuck up Trremu.
Penbun: *Exists*
Farnous: I LOVE PENBUN SO MUCH.
Ciaybun: I CHANGED MY NAME FOR 1000 ROBUX TO BE TOGETHER WITH PENBUN MMMMM.
Epik Berm: Did you meet her in real life?
Ciaybun: No.
Epik Berm: When did you meet her?
Ciaybun: Yesterday.
Everyone: *cold stare*
Epik Berm: Fucking simp.
Ghostkil: Fucking simp!
Firefox: Simp.
Trremu: lol Boomer.
Epik Berm: Shut the fuck up Trremu.
by Epik Berm August 5, 2020
A person who owns several communication servers, hosts video game servers, and spents most of their days moderating tards that break the rules on their servers.
Also a term for someone who may or may not have a short temper, and is known for muting and kicking disobedient members.
Also a term for someone who may or may not have a short temper, and is known for muting and kicking disobedient members.
Farnous: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA OO OO AA AA OOO WMGUIDASHGUDSHGSG *loud microphone banging sounds*
*Farnous is banned*
Firefox: Wow thanks Epik Berm for banning that retard.
Fluxal: Yeah now I can hear for once.
*Farnous is banned*
Firefox: Wow thanks Epik Berm for banning that retard.
Fluxal: Yeah now I can hear for once.
by Epik Berm September 2, 2019
A person who sounds like they are an older male, but are in fact somehow younger than you. They also read a shit ton of dystopian novels, such as the infamous 1984, and model their everyday life on beating proles to death for the betterment of people. They are also ruthless, and harbor an boastfully large lexicon of terminology that can be used to totally shut down a lesser minded target. They purge simpletons and execute total authoritarian punishment against those who rebel against the rules.
Farnous: I WANT TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY I REBEL RAAAAAAA
Trremu: YEAH RACCOON GANG LETS GO WOOOOO *Riot*
Epik Berm: God, look at them, screwing up the peace. Hey, stop it!
Farnous: NO. RAAAAAAA
Epik Berm: Damn, it looks like they're being disobedient....
*Epik Berm turns on his radio* Bring them in.
*An armored vehicle filled with 12 men in full kevlar combat gear arrive on the street, quickly jumping out and grabbing Farnous and Trremu before taking off. They head to the Minigame, where they are brought up several floors, and thrown into a holding cell.*
*Several hours pass by before guards come to the door and drag them to Chatroom 101.*
Malalaika: Ah, hello there. Which needle would you prefer: Potassium Chloride, or Epinephrine?
*Screaming from inside as Malalaika performs acts on the prisoners that are even indescribable for the narrator*
Trremu: YEAH RACCOON GANG LETS GO WOOOOO *Riot*
Epik Berm: God, look at them, screwing up the peace. Hey, stop it!
Farnous: NO. RAAAAAAA
Epik Berm: Damn, it looks like they're being disobedient....
*Epik Berm turns on his radio* Bring them in.
*An armored vehicle filled with 12 men in full kevlar combat gear arrive on the street, quickly jumping out and grabbing Farnous and Trremu before taking off. They head to the Minigame, where they are brought up several floors, and thrown into a holding cell.*
*Several hours pass by before guards come to the door and drag them to Chatroom 101.*
Malalaika: Ah, hello there. Which needle would you prefer: Potassium Chloride, or Epinephrine?
*Screaming from inside as Malalaika performs acts on the prisoners that are even indescribable for the narrator*
by Epik Berm February 1, 2020
A person who experiences several waves of depression on a daily basis, and also enjoys making jokes about massacring minorities. Also a person who like anime, and may or may not need a new father.
Fluxal: Man I'm so fucking depressed I want to kill myself right now.
Epik Berm: No man don't do that man. You have so much to live for.
Fluxal: Okay thanks dad!!!
Epik Berm: No man don't do that man. You have so much to live for.
Fluxal: Okay thanks dad!!!
by Epik Berm September 2, 2019