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Definitions by Enrique Polatzo
Hand job
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Something
that really sucks. Anytime
things
work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone
simply
ruining all of your plans.
This party is such a hand
job
, no
beer
, no
DJ
, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.
Hand job
by
Enrique Polatzo
May 12, 2003
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