The countries with culture that have been heavily influenced by the musician Kanye West.
"Did Terry ever take that trip to Beijing?"
"No, she heard Kanye was releasing a new album so she decided to stay in the Western World."
The Chinese, famously, exclusively wear sandals. Therefore, to tie the Chinese shoelace is to do the impossible.
"Can you believe that the team is making a comeback?"
"Yeah! We're really tying the Chinese shoelace!"
This is the name given to Barack Obama by those whom believe his Muslim background and hatred for America will inspire jihadists and result in a terrorist attack akin to 9/11 disaster.
"Hey, did you hear about ISIS on the news today?"
"What does it matter? Our dictator Blowbama is going to help them destroy this country, anyway."