1 definition by Emperor Evil
A sexual act in which the female partner defecates on a make partner’s face then proceeds to spread the substance over the face creating a mask.
The male partner then proceeds to perform anal sex, cums, then smears his soiled penis on the upper lip of the female creating a faux mustache (see dirty sanchez).
The two then proceed to wrestle each other.
The male partner then proceeds to perform anal sex, cums, then smears his soiled penis on the upper lip of the female creating a faux mustache (see dirty sanchez).
The two then proceed to wrestle each other.
Last night my girlfriend and I performed the dirty lucha, and she’s complaining that she can still smell poop.
by Emperor Evil May 16, 2019