lez-chow

A sexual object for lesbians, e.g. an attractive woman in jail. From Family Guy S10E14.

Stewie Griffin: "Man, when she goes to jail, she's going to be major lez-chow."

by ElzearYoung August 12, 2025

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023

The Tay

Nickname for Taylor Swift, a world-famous pop star.

The Tay is not just a breath, but a gust of fresh air.

by ElzearYoung August 12, 2025

woofing

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

by ElzearYoung April 07, 2023

trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 07, 2024