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Definitions by Ellis Dee 2005

Kyler is a pretty rad dude. He's the kind of guy to almost buy a hampster in a petsmart with his girlfriend until she, Piper, talks some sense into him and becomes the hero. He's the kind of guy to call his girlfriend ugly then say he's kidding and then know that everything will be fine. But to his girlfriend, Piper, it's not fine. I mean he says it in such a not joking way there's NO WAY it could be a joke. None the less she still loves him, she just doesn't see how he can love her. He shows it an all, but he also shows that he hates her just as much. It's very confusing on Piper. He needs to get his shit straight. But yeah he's the perfect guy.
Person 1: Oh that dudes gotta be a Kyler.
Person 2. How can you tell?
Person 1: He just got annoyed at his girlfriend!
Person 2: Oh yeah. Definitely a Kyler (Sprowl)
Kyler by Ellis Dee 2005 September 6, 2021