Elijah's secret gf's definitions

Elijah

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.

"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."

"I think I'm in love with Elijah."

by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023