1 definition by El Roy
A person with whom you drag around town, wherever you go, who is there at any moment strictly for fucking. This person is a bottom feeder and complete street trash. Also, you can store items on/in them like water, keys, dildos, anal beeds, etc. This person is usually referred to as a cumdumpster as well.
"Was that your business partner? He smelled of moist shit, burnt blood, and hooker spit, and seemed grunt-like", stated Jeff to Landon.
"No", Landon chuckled, "That's just Jacob. He's my Fuck Camel. Really takes it all, so I appologize for his aroma. Just before you arrived I shit directly into his mouth, and then punched his asshole. While it boosted my confidence, in doing so I have subjected you to his stink. Sorry." Instantly, Landon shot his Fuck Camel in the head, and went on with his day.
"No", Landon chuckled, "That's just Jacob. He's my Fuck Camel. Really takes it all, so I appologize for his aroma. Just before you arrived I shit directly into his mouth, and then punched his asshole. While it boosted my confidence, in doing so I have subjected you to his stink. Sorry." Instantly, Landon shot his Fuck Camel in the head, and went on with his day.
by El Roy February 20, 2009