El Poopstersaurus's definitions

testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.

I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

Paperbag

Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.

We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019