El Poopstersaurus's definitions

Shittington

Any town or city where it is legal to shit on other people in public.

Dude...I shit on that motha-fucka in Shittington the other day. Then I went balls deep in some pussy.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

cabeza de mierda

Ya sea una persona con muy mala personalidad o una persona con la cabeza hecha de excrementos.

Carlos es una verdadera cabeza de mierda. Lo odio.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 24, 2018

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus May 21, 2018

niggtopus

A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.

I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.

by El Poopstersaurus April 23, 2018