A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.
by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.
We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.
I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
by El Poopstersaurus April 04, 2018