El Poopstersaurus's definitions

Shittington

Any town or city where it is legal to shit on other people in public.

Dude...I shit on that motha-fucka in Shittington the other day. Then I went balls deep in some pussy.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

by El Poopstersaurus January 24, 2018

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

deluxe handshake

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.

That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

asstaminophen

A pain reliever that is shoved up the ass.

My head hurts...pop a asstaminophen in my bunghole please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017