A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.
by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019
Get the love tumormug. A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.
Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
Get the penis showing gamemug. A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).
by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017
Get the poop on woodmug. Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 07, 2018
Get the car to table shoesmug. by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017
Get the poopaholicmug. Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".
by El Poopstersaurus January 24, 2018
Get the Jagoogalamug. A cross between an octopus and a black person. They usually possess eight jet-black tenticles, but occasionally only have seven. Their diet consists of strictly watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank. They most commonly reside beneath the ocean surface but can be lured out by the sound of loud rap music with heavy bass.
I saw a niggtopus the other day eating a mess of greasy ass chicken. I shot it in the asshole with my .22 for shits and gigs.
by El Poopstersaurus April 23, 2018
Get the niggtopusmug.